Essay on the King's Powder: Cartridge Design for His Majesty

The most sacred duty of any craftsman in the service of His Majesty is the creation of cartridges filled with the finest powder. This treatise shall delve into the intricacies of design, detailing the principles that ensure both potency and dependability. From the careful selection of commodities to the precise construction of components, every asp

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Panic in LA: Whole Foods Loses It|

Brace yourselves, Angelenos, because the/a/your beloved Whole Foods Market has officially gone bonkers/lost its mind/flipped its lid. Shoppers witnessed scenes straight out of a dystopian film as customers/grocery shoppers/market denizens clashed over the last bags of kale/gluten-free bread/sparkling water, sending cartwheels/produce flying/canned

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